This was almost the complete comment, answered all the questions it raised as I read along except one thing.

How wide can you spread your toes? I just checked and my fingers (without thumb) is ~18cm.

Helmet ball

Don’t be a cunt

Makes sense, needs to do his time so that he qualifies to be the leader of a nuclear power.

For being a nonce no less!

It’s a serious commitment but, if it is going to be your home as opposed to an investment, then it makes sense to do it typically. Obviously I don’t know your situation but it’s my view that paying towards your own home makes better financial sense than renting in the long term.

Still makes me cringe thinking about what we gave up.

Tbf, I was confused by the wording and your joke clarified it for me.

Your analogy works. Very niche, but it works.

I like to think that he forgets, keeps trying and then makes a new post about it

My wife kept saying we should get a Dyson, but I wouldn’t contribute to the cost so we bought a Henry.

He’s not getting a penny my money.

There are services in the UK where they come and clear the house for free. They take the risk on the value of what is in there.

It’s easy. W is a vowel in Welsh. It sounds similar to ö in German and it can be modified as ŵ to elongate the sound such as in the word dŵr which means water.

Wrwgwai or Wcrain (for example) are the natural way to spell those countries using the Welsh alphabet. Its a highly phonetic language believe it or not.

What happened to Giant Bomb? I used to listen to it many years ago…

Jess christ… this makes me want to poke out my eyes!

Depends on the definition intended, but other adjectives could probably describe it better.

Yes! I had totally forgotten about the instant pang of shock and anger I would feel when that happened.

I could see 3 out of 4 of them but I’m not colour blind…

If only there was a way to privatise them and get all that sweet investment debt in there. Think of all the dividends!

Not sure I agree with you that it was that bad, but I love the strength of your reaction.