SantasMagicalComfort

Yeah just get non-Americans.

This was actually in the initial script for Independence Day.

That’s a pretty personal question.

Where’s the village idiot because that’s me.

Soak that shit in a ziplock full of vinegar, hold it in place with an elastic band and profit with a shiny clean shower head.

What.

I’m in the waiting room right now for my weekly clean-out.

My iPhone keyboard is my favorite.

I have a pretty nice mechanical keyboard but I usually cast my phone keyboard.

Hey that happens to the best of us.

Turn the heat up and turn the AC up means fundamentally different things though.

I wonder if asafoetida would work instead of onion?

I swear I’ve seen Sabrina Carpenter in the Dec 1 outfit.

Throw a fish in there too.

Should I blend the oil and onion together so there aren’t big chunks in it?

I noticed a drop in scam emails.

I wanted a sautéed onion candle so I can get my roommate’s hopes up for a good dinner.

Can you walk across it?

Sharing is caring.

I don’t get it are you saying if the student swole up and got knotted it would be zoomer humor?

June 23, 2014

Ancient article but still a great metaphor for marriage.