Gay, trans, satanist, willing to fight God, lizard father
Simply the only solution
Surprisingly he ought to be asleep for the summer but he’s still awake. He’s 3, the youngest of my scaly boys. His name is Tofu and I love how lazy he is
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You’re right; the cops cured his bipolar disorder /s
I though this was a Trans Masc meme and I was like “Hell yeah, brother, me too”
Thank you but I do not respect English
Source: I am American
So hideous I’d consider buying it just to ruin the day of whomever gazes upon it.
Oof in that same vein, we could use a Samuel Vimes sort wandering around dispensing justice…
The Azumanga Daioh soundtrack is my personal favorite!
We had Japanese students over in 2008 and they said the Ganguro were already quite old :( we might be very out of sync
“That’s just what they want you to believe. NASA? You mean Never A Straight Answer? You look at that damn sun like a Gaddamn American.”
Staying perfectly still?
Believe it or not this is loitering, or illegal standing.
Hellfire missile.
Wrong.
Hellfire missile. Instantly.
“As an Al, I can only provide information I found scribbled on the walls of a public washroom. Or you can watch me Google awkwardly on my phone for a beat. Your choice.”
Cheaper (in the US) and sweeter. Better fruit easily
Sounds like what a cummer would say smh
This seems less snipy than my plan. Can they at least be armed?
Kids are scary because they remind me of me and I can’t have another one of those bastards running around, muckin about