Oh, the church doesn’t want the competition…

Serial Experiments Lain. Great, but very very weird, anime.

I feel like at least one of the trash bins should be on fire…

Oh fuck off you pedophile protecting, Brexit enabling, constantly lying, Tory mouthpiece, genocide sympathisers

Vader: vwommmmmm

Moth: Oh wait tho…

How do you fence 30k of cow spunk?

Nihilist? Do I have a wrong understanding of that word or are you accusing Russia of simply believing that existence itself is meaningless and futile and that the universe is so unbelievably massive and enduring that nothing humanity can possibly ever achieve will even register as a cosmic blip?

No no, the bike is for 1990s pop sensation Seal.

Wow it’s like an episode of Cox ‘n’ Crendor

Not just that, but he bought them for 5 gold each. That’s fucking insane. That’s like the cost of a good sword, or a small and slightly rundown house.

If those Americans could read they’d be very upset about that!

o3-pro? Damn, that’s an expensive goof

Doesn’t make them any more convenient to live with than hungry mosquitoes or botfly larvae

It’s been considered by many but unfortunately they are full of tiny bones, lack much meat, and don’t taste great owing to their ongoing diet of garbage, fast food, and their own shit

I grew up by the sea and seagulls can fuck right off. Ones where I was learned to shit on you and your food from above so you would put it in the bin, then they’d raid the bin and eat the shit covered food.

A near-lifetime around these fuckers gives me some sympathy for this guy. Not a lot, but some.

Is it because they’re better and free? It’s because they’re better and free. I bet that’s it.

No, Bob’s Burgers. Happy Days finished fucking ages ago.

I think of it more of a “give me extra space because I may be distracted and exhausted” warning sign.

The expectation that you could get an apartment that size in central NYC without being a billionaire is also a lie

He’s either poor af or fucking massive!