The circle was impossible for me.

No, I won’t because I’m not stupid enough to buy an Internet connected ad machine refrigerator.

Projec’a

Oi you got a loisence for that projector?

Yeah, this. I’m at my kid’s soccer practice ffs

This is me with travel I typically spend 2-3000 less than other couples when going to the same destination and end up in the same hotels.

I have. I’ve been to Mexican restaurants in Croatia and London.

I had bangers and mash once because a family member made it. It was super good. She told me she couldn’t get proper bangers and had to substitute with some other sausage. (Don’t remember which) I presume that if she used proper bangers it would have been gross.

I thought he was a pig

100% I know the app is cheaper. I refuse to download the app and accept binding arbitration for if their food kills me somehow. Fuck your app, I’m just not eating there.

Literally the only thing I’ll go there for is a happy meal for the kids on very rare occasion if I’m in a pinch.

Brb got to go say something to my boss

The algorithm won’t boost anything trying to rage against the machine. Gotta make generic bullshit to get clicks. Only way to make money these days is to get clicks

I specifically reminded her - bedside table! On the Kangaroo! I said the words, “Don’t forget my father’s watch!”

Spec ops

100% My kids have tablets. The only time they get them is on road trips and plane rides. Some parents we know bring them to restaurants, family gatherings, you name it. It’s fucking annoying. Make your kid socialize or they’re going to grow up weird AF.

I also almost joined. Graduated HS slightly after 9/11 and everyone had a huge boner for the military around that time. My buddy joined and referred me. I ultimately decided against it, and it was super annoying when I’d get random calls from recruiters the next like 5 years. They were very persistent. Glad I didn’t join and have to go to Iraq / Afghanistan. I quite enjoy being alive.

Ladies and gentlemen, we got him

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Will_Clark

Exactly, if he wanted to achieve half of his goals for the food supply, the only solution is a shitload of regulation. I’m sure the Republicans will jump all over that.