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Cake day: June 12th, 2023
  • The Grunkler@lemmy.worldtoMildly Interesting@lemmy.world•Hairless Guinea PigEnglish
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    1 year ago

    Especially appropriate since every piggy’s goal in life is to become the most rotund specimen. I imagine this one’s fitness goals involve him being the biggest ballsack in existence, with four little legs sticking out of the side and a food hole in the front

    Fun fact: Guinea pigs display dominance by shaking their ass menacingly. They have no depth perception, so they make themselves look bigger by waving their ass back and forth while staring their opponent down. I suspect it is only called “rumble strutting” because pet owners don’t want to say their little boys are in a thunder thigh competition.

  • The Grunkler@lemmy.worldtoMildly Interesting@lemmy.world•Hairless Guinea PigEnglish
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    1 year ago

    These things are called skinny pigs. They’re sort of like the pugs of the rodent world, in that they were designed like this because some people think they look cute. Like pugs, their life is eternal suffering. They will never know what it feels like to be warm. They will get sick easier since their body is already battling the freezing 70°F air we prefer, and they also are as inbred as a purebred dog. Their life is short and sad and not worth the $300 per hungry scrotum (and you must get at least two or they will get lonely; for reference, a normal piggy cost about $20-$40)

    To make matters worse, one of the ways that piggies argue is by tearing out each other’s butt hair. These little bastard children of somebody’s discarded foreskin have no butt hair. Thusly, you will find out that your little scrotumlings had an argument when you see one of them bleeding, which will need immediate medical attention and might get them infected with something.

    The best way to allow your little shivering scrotum to temporarily be not miserable to provide a heating pad to warm themselves in (and pee/poop all over) and lots of loose blankets or cloth to burrow in.

  • The Grunkler@lemmy.worldtoAsk Lemmy@lemmy.world•What is the dumbest thing sleep deprivation made you do?English
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    1 year ago

    Back when i was 18, I was dragging myself out of bed for work after waking up from my daily hour of sleep, and while I was in the shower I looked down and saw someone’s feet in the shower with me. I was a bit startled, but after looking around I realized I was alone. To make it even more creepy, the feet were reading my mind. I would think about wiggling my toes, and the toes would wiggle.

    I wasn’t until I reached down and tried to pick them up that I realized that they were my own feet.

  • The Grunkler@lemmy.worldtoAsk Lemmy@lemmy.world•Apart from interpersonal events (deaths, breakups, etc.), what's the biggest heartbreak you've experienced in your life?
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    1 year ago

    I did something similar once to my own computer as an adult. I was trying to uninstall dropbox, but for some reason I forgot that there is an uninstaller tool for that. So I searched for all files with Dropbox in their directory, selected all of them, and deleted them.

    Unfortunately for me, well, you know how you can select a folder to sync to Dropbox when you set it up? I apparently somehow selected the user folder for that. Which caused the files for almost everything being displayed on screen to have Dropbox in their directory. And that meant I was deleting all the non-essential files (as in everything other than Sys32) on my computer.

    The only warning I had was when the number of files marked for deletion passed 100 gb. I stopped there and checked my work, but I couldn’t see any problems with my method at the time. My poor computer’s screen went black while it worked to delete EVERYTHING. I didn’t realize what I had done until the screen turned back on and showed an empty desktop.

    But at least I could finally reach 10 fps while running Minecraft!