The average person has one boob and one testicle.
The average person has one boob and one testicle.
Go to the cowboy store and get some work jeans. Make sure the tag says 100% cotton. They can be stiff and take a while to break in, but when they do, they’re comfy and durable. I usually get wranglers for $25-30 and they last years and years. I usually replace them because they’re oil stained, not worn-through.
I love my redwings.
It is a controlled substance; you must be 21+ to purchase it.
Wow a Zardoz reference. Well met, Friend.
Is that a gun that is also a penis? Or is it a gun that shoots penises as ammo?
Seriously, you can’t have nine pregnant women and expect one baby in one month.
I mean, you kinda were.
I just use the printer at work.
Maybe he shouldn’t have spent so much money on avocado toast and fancy covfefe.
It’s what I imagine goblin cum tastes like. Fucking vile.
It’s more complicated than that. Don’t be a dick to someone on the edge.
Demolition edition? I’ma need SIX seashells for this.
Just remember, you only have control of your second thought and first action.
Setting VPN to Poland works.
A lot of people say that, but it does fuck all for my hands and face, and I’m still breathing in cold ass air.
I have heat retention issues, not heat rejection issues.
Perhaps the grossest feeling I’ve ever experienced was while I was stationed near Chicago during the winter and my nose hairs were freezing inside my nose, all while bundled up in as many layers as possible.
Fuck the cold; I’d rather be in the heat.
That being said, extreme heat is still miserable.
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