And if you cross a gerbil with a dirigible, you get a dirigiberbil

Were you stung as a child?

I have you affectionately tagged as “thorny bastard”

So every student becomes Student What’s Their Nuts

Yep, same happening here. Turning Bluetooth completely off seems to help, which is ok since I use the 2.4 dongle for my controller, but it still kinda sux

They smell good

Huun Huur Tu is from Tuva, not Tibet

If you want to make an apple pie from scratch you must first invent the universe

About to die, reflexively hits quicksave:

“Fuck!”

… Ouch

Ah ok, I think that’s actually a different one. This is the one I’m thinking of:

https://youtu.be/dklA4-ACN4k

It might be the same one in the original Sim City. Definitely seared into my brain, and I hear it in shows, too

Must be wunderbar

Did you just take both pills?!

Turd bird

Gas is a distinct state of matter. Or rather, a stinky state of matter

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dead_Kennedys

It’s tough, kid, but it’s life

Man this is good

I started reading it because I saw it in The Last Of Us S2. Pretty good so far