Ew black painted front door

If you see Russians coming from the other side, panic.

I start with drying my anus and work in concentric circles out from that, so yes, my face is about last

I wish I still believed that

An STI is a type of Subaru in America though. We call them STDs

I could be wrong but there’s a lot in OPs post that makes me think he’s not in the US

OP is done 💀💀

In all seriousness, you should get tested immediately and tested again in a few weeks. This is a question for a doctor

Isn’t lumbar support just a bit of marketing that Herman Miller made up in the 90s and that those kneeling chairs are actually the best ways to sit for long periods of time?

It’s much cheaper (and better for psychological conditioning to the Policed States of America) to just hire the cheapest community college dropouts with a pant size bigger than their IQ than it is to attract, train, and maintain a respectable (read: “for the community”) police force. If the US adopted similar requirements for their police as a country like Germany, I’d imagine we’d lose well over half of our force instantly, with most of the rest quitting soon after being asked to not shoot people at the first sign of noncompliance.

Literally every other police force in the world could handle some untrained bloke with a pocket knife, ditto for a pair. They do it every day.

But no, the solution here is to never have a system in place where the people catching fare jumpers are the same mentally unstable domestic abusers who are given a carte blanche to kill anyone who does anything less than kiss the ground they walk on

Imagine killing three people over a $2 subway fare and parading around the city like you’re anything other than a domestic terror force

Corporate is always going to treat you better than franchise, but will usually be a lot more strict about how you represent the company. Independent shops are a toss up

You can text Obama

Reddit’s blocking feature is probably the dumbest I’ve ever seen

Odd because you could do a whole miniseries on Varg’s MYFAROG game and all it’s contradicting rules, zero support, and typos

Is that Varg in the thumbnail?

You can say drugs. It’s the internet.

The WOKE liberal mob will have to PRY the word from my COLD RETARDED HANDS because I will never stop saying it

No but the CEO had to cut down to just one new AMG Merc per year. It’s a doggy dog world out there

One opened in my city, only Aldi within 50 miles. It is always packed and both of the major regional grocers have raised their “now hiring” wages several dollars, run much more aggressive deals, and their parking lots are maybe 4/5ths as full as they were a month ago.

Which is great for me because I’ve been to several Aldis and realized it just isn’t for me. Being one guy with a pretty weak appetite, the actual dollar savings don’t really come out to much for me (maybe -$10 versus a major grocer if I’m really stocking up), and the “Aldi Experience” doesn’t really mesh with how I buy food. It’s still great to have them in the market, though.