Hoarding resources will be banned. If you start doing it, we’ll beat you up before you can get enough to hire a private army. Also, only the most corrupt people would go work as a private soldier, because everyone’s needs are met so there’s no poverty to drive people to do bad things. You’d have to promise private security a lot of money to betray their nation for basically no reason.

an inevitable result of a society dominated by the Proletariat according to Marxist theory.

Ah yes. That’s why after the Bolshevik revolution, Stalin stepped in and dissolved the state.

When a monkey hoards all the bananas, the other monkeys kill him and share the bananas. Anarchy is natural.

Kings are bad

Guns, tanks, bombs, drones, mostly.

The community. With hockey sticks.

We’re gonna beat up the capitalists

RATM, Ignea

Ignea is the Ukrainian band that made the burning of Alexandria homoerotic

The brain inside your head. If you use that instead, you’ll get to be proud of your work. Plus, it won’t consume massive amounts of fossil fuels.

Squeals with joy

Gen AI stinks.