Hilarious that it’s named after bread. Imagine if the Canadians created a missile called Poutine. Imagine getting killed by the fucking food missile.

More air defense in Chechnya means less on the front lines. No additional air defense in Chechnya means pissed off Chechens. Win-win.

Modern bikes being less maintainable is largely on the extreme low-end like Walmart bikes, or extreme high end carbon-fiber nonsense designed for rich weekend warriors.

Best if you find a shop that deals in second-hand bikes and get a cheap one. A bike that has been maintained by such a shop is likely to continue being maintainable. Plus you may not know what kind of bike you like til you ride it for a while so don’t spend too much for your first one.

Time for Kadyrov to do a March on Moscow? Worked out well for Pringles.

Ukraine is doing a great job decarbonizing the Russian economy.

Due to difficulties in the currency market, your bonus will be paid in instalments, in an equivalent quantity of potatoes and mandarins.

There is no cow level.

Only if you’re American.

laughs in LineageOS

Under pressure from Nazis and tankies.

https://nationalpost.com/news/canada/14th-waffen-grenadier-division-of-the-ss-nazi-monument-oakville

Can we also bulldoze the Nazi SS cemetery in Oakville and for good measure, flood it with piss?

Apparently the monument is gone “for repairs”.

Is your timeline set in the past for that site? It shows the present day for me when I check.

May 1st colour being red is a nice subtle touch.

“Each side” is the issue - this party is going to let the conversation be driven by existing parties rather than any objective thinking. It’s leaving the conversation to be defined by the hegemonic political machines. So I expect nothing new. Another party of business as usual.

Sure, Canada’s doing great but we’re driving off a cliff in many respects. Once the ground gives out we’re gonna have a bad time.

What Canada needs: yet another party jostling to get to the center as quickly as possible. Another party whose platform is the Overton Window. The most average party possible.

Yep it looks like the report only takes into account emissions from consumption, not from wildfires etc.

Does this include emissions from tar sands oil or fossil gas when it’s burned abroad? Usually these numbers only include stuff burned in the country. But Canada’s a oil-exporting petrostate, so it would look way worse if the tar we dug up was all included, no matter who burns it.