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Cake day: June 12th, 2023

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  • Not jail.

    I recommend once a year we vote. We will nominate certain executive boards and their families and the most voting on one will get guillotine’d. Spike their heads around the White House so other corporations know we are serious. I think the first to EARN this right is the Saddler family. They lied to doctors about how addictive their drugs were and got multiple generations hooked on narcotics. This leds to countless deaths and the destruction of many families.

    I think it’s only fair to return the favor. If there has been a family member (of nominated family) speaking out against their family then that person could be spared. That would be voted on too.











  • I would also add that you can down slash at the beginning. It is very useful and I didn’t start using it till I saw someone online playing way better than me.

    Pogo off enemies or spikes. It’s great. There’s a grub worm that I waited till the very end to get because I didn’t know I could pogo on the spikes.

    All the bosses are pattern recognition, so if you end up bashing your head into a wall then maybe try to take a break and learn some dishes for the attacks.


  • Other people mentioned the medical stuff, so… Fuck yeah get some toys. I got an autoblower and it has been enjoyable. Make sure you use water based lubricant (depending on the toy, most are silicone). Don’t use silicone lube with silicone toys. Also make sure you keep it clean and dry between storage. Corn starch works for drying powder, if you don’t wanna buy special toy cleaning powder.

    I would look into one with an easy clean up. I saw some toys that has the back open so if you “make a mess” in the toy then it would just shoot out the end.

    Also, fuck the haters. I know most people see men with sex toys as either “gross” or “funny” but I’m the one enjoying myself when they are still hanging on to baggage. Besides Megan Thee Stallion told me that “Everybody talking shit probably sucks anyway.”