Beetlejuice beetlejuice beetlejuice!!

Wait till I tell you about the $1000s I spend on skin care…yep I said it

Maybe it’s not crunchy enough

Every time our dryer is done my husband or I exclaim “I won!!”, it sounds like we just won a big prize. The microwave fucking SCREAMS at me, I don’t know what his deal is

Hawk two I don’t know why but the girl describing spitting is becoming the newest meme

ETA: here ya go

I’d like to be known as someone who “tenderizes meats without assistance”, that seems like a compliment of the highest order

Sounds fierce! My beagle chihuahua mix will just make very loud high pitched and squawky noises, so as long as your chihuahua still has hearing mine has a chance in a battle

I know I’ve seen you before because your username cracks me up

I was starting to think I was crazy bc I don’t see profile pics anywhere! But I guess it’s a Voyager thing

Realtor and brand and marketing consultant for our brokerage. Not the astronaut or veterinarian I pictured myself as a kid. But still, I’m happy :)

OMG I just had this exact conversation with my doctor!

I mean, I definitely can’t argue with “closeup of a dirty surface”

I see a uvula more than anything on that one

For me the problematic thing here is the insinuation that having a distinct hobby specific passion is what makes us interesting as human beings, that somehow human connection is predicated on passion and carved out hobbies. Not all of us have energy or time or just general mental capacity or desire to take on a passion project or dive into a hobby. I have family, friends, dogs, work, boating, biking, dog rescue, cheese, these are all a part of what make me but nothing I want to join a club over or dedicate any more time to than I already do. Some days are just about living and being. I can still be fun and funny and compassionate and interesting to talk to without having to develop and showcase a specific passion. Anywho

Heyo, run of the mill cis girl here, middle age (that pains me to say it but it’s reality), we’re here. And I’ve honestly noticed the demographic being a lot of mid-30’s and up here. Not exclusively of course but more so than Reddit

Have you ever been asked to fish one out when it got stuck? Be prepared, it may happen one day

Girl here and I have these delusions of grandeur all the time, just silly day dreams of saving the day and rescuing whoever is near by at present moment. I don’t know why, I’d not do well with the attention of it afterwards, maybe something about feeling strong and capable. I hate feeling weak

I’m so glad to know about the gardening community, I don’t garden but something about it is so peaceful and calming to me

Harrumphflehgurmphhh

One of the things I used to love about Reddit (obviously pre-enshitification) was the openness and willingness within the community to listen to other perspectives and the calm and intelligent discussion of ideas. That became less and less and I miss it. Lemmy gets that herd mentality and if you don’t 100% agree on all points with certain ideas here then you’re just wrong and downvoted away. So I just choose not to engage