I’m here for a good time, not a long time

But they aren’t repairable now because you keep setting your fucking wrenches on top of them

Thanks for the write up!

Wait, this game finally has linux support? I’ve been waiting so long.

Make every car moan when you start it

Potheads are some of the most ingenious people.

Beautiful!

Stop thinking logically!

More proof that it’s OK to take that extra slice of bread at dinner, my dudes

I personally believe it is much worse. Think about everything that contains plastic nowadays, and ask yourself if an equivalent item contained lead ~50 years ago.

Hot take: corporatism and infotainment. You control money and information, you control the world.

Name checks out, this is the way

Our sedvior!

Make flashlights scream when you turn them on.

Have every squeeze of tooth paste contain an air bubble that spews a bit on you.

Have a single dead pixel in the center of every display.

Make fridge doors not close automatically.

Make cars moan, whether ICE or electric.

Year month day, take it or leave it

What sort of effects would that have? I imagine stuff like surface tension wouldn’t exist anymore.

Oh also microwaves wouldn’t work.

Hey, no more taxes, I’m in.

Crohns and colitis say hi

I’d argue that the loudest people decide what’s considered “truth” by the public. Remember when cigarettes were considered healthy in the 50s and 60s, yet science previously proved otherwise? This was simply due to advertising campaigns and lobbying from tobacco companies. I’d also argue that this and similar styles of misinformation are more prevalent today than ever.

That’s an insult to libertarians lol

Is this even an attempt at bait?