I bet if he can jump up to the roof he can just skip the whole level.

You’re conflating “at will employment” with “right to work” laws.

Damn Martha and John catching some strays here. Guys, they’re his parents too.

Medium rare with a little bit of butter and thyme.

If they unfortunately find him, jury selection is gonna be super interesting. I would let that guy go with a handshake and a good job.

This is generally how Blumhouse makes films and they’ve been pretty successful from a business perspective.

Plot Twist: You get arrested for using counterfeit money, the date on the money is probably invalid in 1980.

Now I’m genuinely curious if a bank would catch it if you tried using cash from the future. If there wasn’t a redesign, do they check serials and stuff if every other security measure is present?

Can we just…give him Florida and have him fuck off? Is that an option?

Thank you! I just needed someone to check that dudes math, very happy they did.

I haven’t stocked up on toilet paper (yet?) mostly b/c I don’t expect the incoming administration to take this seriously enough to recommend any kind of stay at home guidelines.

I feel obligated to bring up the pleasure that is having a bidet. Added one last time and I will never go back. Totally worth it.

Fuck did I die? Why is MTG right?

I’ve been contemplating becoming a right wing grifter for several years. It’s just too easy.

Honestly, thats probably safest for them. This will be one of the first places they start rounding people up. Trump will want to put on a show.

Get adopted by a ninjutsu master, train your entire childhood, then compete in the kumite for your family’s honor. Watch out for Chong Li, that fucker cheats.

That would only be advantageous if you valued democracy. The only reason the GOP cares about elections is because they need to win them to install an authoritarian. A group of minorities to scapegoat is much more valuable to the GOP project.

And to be clear, the guy pushing this directive is possibly getting tapped to run the Department of Education. I am so fucking glad I didn’t/won’t have children. Sorry parents who voted against this.

IBM itching to get involved with another genocide. They can track all the undesirables digitally much easier now!

we haven’t done much to fix that in close to half a century

On the contrary, Republicans have fought tooth and nail to destroy public education and keep people as dumb as possible. This is their desired result.

There’s a magical wizard you must get to say his own name backwards.

Saw someone else suggest they just cut together old clips to make him say whatever they want, I like all these ideas.