Preservatives keep things dead…

Cause they are full of backdoors.

Not as they have calluses.

If it’s a really good hand job go with merit.

What now?

I hide things in my anus.

Huh?

What joke?

Fitting name.

I have no son!

You’re a letdown!

I’m so confused.

Middle finger.

Are we should we got rid of the lead in the water?

Length of orgasm

First Internet forum?

The fuck is wrong with you?

70s probably cocaine and body odor.

Probably get high and rub one out.

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