Lesbians would like a word with OP.

I read that as “weirdest holiday” and was going to say National Talk Like a Pirate Day - anyway sorry for the interruption, please carry on.

Careful, men - those guys are packing!

Dad said we’re getting a sourcebox!

Largely correct I would say.

I don’t, I just play the thousands of mp3s I’ve collected over the years.

That’s how I feel, and I’m American. Wanted to go expat during Trumpfest 1 but the wife wouldn’t budge.

You can pretend a meme makes you right, or you could switch from dick to cock and from Karen to any other word that isn’t 2 million people’s first name.

So will these drones be paid for by a gun sales tax or will they just cut more social services?

When Trump isn’t seen in public for days I don’t bother wondering why, it’s just a welcome break from him getting attention.

woob woob woob… why I oughta…

Too late. Social media was already the end of truth.

I’m surprised a 1927 handheld fan is so compact and modern looking. I wonder if it was cutting edge.

WOULD YOU LIKE TO KNOW MORE?

IF THEN MAYBE...

My guess is that they’re trying to appeal to Americans, who still identify Australia with crocodile Dundee and “shrimp on the barbie”.

I’m also gonna stand up right now and storm out without touching my dinner.

Rick, could you stop by my office when you get a sec?

/wrings hands, mutters “bwaa-ha-haaa”

A friend of mine did it in college, and that was decades ago. Instead of snipping him they put in some kind of little valves that could be turned back on. Later in life he married, had the valves turned back on and had kids, so apparently the system works.

Definitely very echoey in here.

Hello?

^Hello?