No, we haven’t perfected the pheasant yet.

Why don’t you go eat a pheasant, you commie.

Once we perfect it, you mean.

I don’t at the moment. I accidentally left it in the handicapped stall of a Walmart restroom a few weeks ago.

It’s hard to explain. At least for me, it helps me see things from another perspective. I work in web dev, and one of my favorite activities is to smoke a little bit, then work on my side projects. Some of my best work has come from my hyper focused, high, programming sessions.

Weed really kinda follows you wherever you take it. If you wanna veg out on the couch and watch TV, it’ll facilitate that for you. If you wanna go down a research rabbit hole on some obscure topic, it’ll facilitate that just fine too.

Nope, it hasn’t been legal for some time.

Edit: Sorry, I was thinking of medical insurance. The Genetic Information Nondiscrimination Act doesn’t apply to life insurance.

Oh wowwww. Look at mr/mrs bigshot over here with 192 GB of ram.

Why so secretive of your ram?

I’d’ve definitely hid those scissors.

You tried it!?

I’ve neen dying at “wacked and smaked” for 10 minutes

Force of habit. I also use the delay feature quite often.

I hit Win, type “snip”, click on snipping tool, then use the gui to start my selection process. Every time.

Not a dolphin in sight in arizona 😥

Nah, I’m pretty confident he’ll get prison time. This incident has about as much coverage as George Floyd had. You’re pretty fucked if your department and union are trying to distance themselves from you. They’ll make sure he falls to save face.

What if sponsor block started collecting the durations of videos (if they don’t already), then it could skip forward by the difference.

How can you know? According to the documentary, 2 girls 1 cup, it’s very tolerable for humans.

I’m actually pretty salty that they ported over all the good titles. It was kind of a slap in the face to everyone that invested in a wii u. It’s the only console to not get a unique zelda release (you can’t convince me that they didn’t delay breath of the wild specifically so they could do a dual release). Then most of the other games were low quality because they didn’t want to waste money on the few people that did buy a wii u (Smash bros didn’t have anything resembling an adventure mode). Then, to top it off, they ported all of the good games over to switch anyways.

I’ve never felt awkward hitting the no tip button. I didn’t even realize that people felt it was an obligation for the longest time. I would just hit the “no thanks” button and think nothing about it. I also never got the impression that the person working the register thought any less of me.

I tip delivery drivers and waiters. That’s about it.

Sounds like the US got this one right when we dumped the latter.