I’m on your side. Great B movie.

What didn’t you like? I remember having a few issues here and there but otherwise being entertained.

Consider yourself lucky. I think I was in high school.

I was very relieved when Rick Rolling replaced that trend.

Oh yeah and there were a handful of multiplayer ones where one player used the left half of the keyboard and the second player used the right half.

And maybe a handful of websites where there was actually a chatroom where you talked with a stranger while you played your shitty flash game.

The Internet was…Weird. it was way more anonymous and way less centralized. You didn’t just check Reddit or Lemmy or YouTube, you had a favorites bar. You would go down the list and check 4 different flash websites, 3 forums, and some news/entertainment article sites.

And friends would constantly tell you new sites you had to check out. And webcomics. You would find a webcomic and read it from the start, then add it to your weekly update list.

It was also peak gross Internet. You would always be wary of links friends would send. Goatse and lemon party were guaranteed to be hiding in one.

Everyone had their favorite flash game site. Simple, one player games that you did just for fun. No achievements or social element besides sharing the link with a friend.

What a fucking boss.

Is this the result of the “being far is healthy” post from yesterday?

I use talespire to play with friends and it’s really great. I might have to float the idea of VR to my group, see if enough people have a rig that could handle it.

The fact that I’d only need one copy is a huge selling point.

Just don’t ask him who he thinks is behind the conspiracy😬

Are we losing a pun in translation or is the joke that both words are a fun, repeating syllable?

Embrace the pain, finish it.

It sounds like a harmless prank on the astronauts that everyone pretended to take really seriously.

At least I hope the astronauts didn’t know beforehand, and I hope they got a kick out of it.

I looked into the verse and aftermath until I got bored.

Did the sneaky cannibal mom ever get punished? I read enough to know the uneaten son remained uneaten.

And did no one get mad that they boiled the first lady’s son? Like, there’s got to be better ways to cook a child. Boiling meat rarely leads to a tasty dish. Unless they made a stew I guess

The people that know were able to make mr incredible black and white.

Ah the empty bar is a vessel for story telling. It’s also packed when they need it to be. We couldn’t hear them scheming if it was busy all the time.

Plus they have all that dick-towel money.

Meanwhile, Always Sunny does it right by having people try to scam unemployment and accidentally getting addicted to crack in the process.

Ok maybe not meanwhile, but man that show is great.

My wife and I were talking about this while we were struggling to figure out how to occupy our young children in the hours that school doesn’t cover while we’re still at work.

It seems a scam that children are meant to go to school and do other activities for 9 to 10 hours a day just so we can put food on the table.

The lead singer, Jonathon “Smash” Mouth was actually a leading climate scientist for 30 years before forming the band.

The band was actually started as a way to wake the world up. Their first hit single “walkin’ on the sun” was another hint for people to pay attention to the global climate.

The drummer, Al Gore, actually attempted to run for president in the year 2000. Although he was unsuccessful, he continues to try to fight climate change through documentaries.

When you have children too young for school, you can’t really stash them and you can’t leave the house after 8pm or so.

So you have a half-social life with your childless friends and hope they don’t mind that they’re always with you, or you make friends with other parents and your kid schedules can line up a little.

And spamming all the subreddits regardless of how relevant they were with the same shitty advertisement.