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And that’s a reason not to vote?
And that’s a reason not to vote?
…and your point is?
No one here appears to be advocating violence, just that dude looks like a bit like Hitler & is spouting off awful advice.
Fucking vote folks, it’s the only response you have left.
Not voting is equivalent to sticking a fork up your ass & expecting it not to hurt…
His face really is stuck perfectly between “I’m not poopin’” & “I’m the master race I’m the master race I’m the master race….”
He looks like the type of person who really is offended by what’s going on in YOUR bedroom…
Does Lemmy autogenerate the headline when a link is posted? Like Reddit did?
If so, I don’t begrudge OP quite as much…
Maybe the device led to a lack of thumbs?
Rumpus Room? High, out of the way, windows, so the kids can go ham without breaking them?
“Coming this fall… wacky hi-jinx ensue as two men enlist the help of a fish to convince their bigoted neighborhood they’re not gay!!
Will the neighbors abandon their hurtful ignorance or will you be forced watch a man copulate with a fish purely for the sake of survival?
Find out Thursday evenings, coming this fall to the Hallmark Channel!”
Unless you accidentally punt the one that makes the toilet wine… then you’ll have a mess of alch-y chickens looking for your flask & going all puke-a-potamus all over your shoes.
It took me a minute to realize the monkey was pulling the gun out of the shirt, I thought he was aiming it at himself at first.
Another one comes around to gather your empty champagne glasses…
“This one’s still full, want me to leave it?”
“Nah, you can dump it. I wasn’t up for going to the toilet after being called a pig in a blanket…”
That’s brutal…
I went to a middle school that sat next to a farm. A number of our athletic matches were canceled due to the cows getting out and one was canceled because the farmer shot a coyote on our baseball field & left it.
“Jim has returned! But this time he brought us a live horse…. you think he’s still going to ask us to cater its funeral?”
How many roast quails can fit in a rotisserie chicken?
I think we’re still selling ourselves short here!
I hope you get giardia & die of crotch rot. May your colon slowly liquify & seep out of your anus until your death serves more purpose than your life.
I was about to suggest a Balrog broke his fall…
…however….
He was obviously willing to waive his tallywhacker around in front of a queer person’s security camera…
He’s still homophobic, but once he meets the right guy… ?
Maybe I’m just an optimist. Dude’s still a dick.
Did I say it did? Not in any way. In fact, I’m pretty sure that I said that none of what happened justified the father’s behavior.
You know what I didn’t do? I didn’t try to reduce a complex story down into good vs bad, or start antagonizing anyone who disagrees with me.
Maybe because hyperbolic ranting is cathartic? Stop being so obtuse.