Apparently, that phrase about clocks being right doesn’t apply in all situations.

Shit, after the first episode of the newest Black Mirror season, I would very much prefer no implants in my brain.

Why not up the barrel and move onto grapefruit?

If you’d like to know more (probably NSFW)

You’re thinking simile. A simian is a seat that vibrates for reasons.

All I know about the game came from watching the first season (arc?) and a coworker who tried to explain newer things. I feel like you could earn a doctorate in the game with the convoluted rules. Need a magnifying glass for reading the text on the cards anymore.

Yu-gi-oh cards. Playing all 5 parts of Exodia results in an immediate win. Things were simpler back then.

Nanomachines, son.

All I see is The Count

You know, the game looks fine. After that shit, I want nothing to do with it. His little publicly stunt reminds me more of the “just a prank, bro” idiots who only show outward remorse after getting caught.

And here I thought it was just the intro to an A7X song

I really wish they’d make a stronger one. I have the OLED model, and after “beating” Isaac on the Switch, I got it for the Deck so I could have mods. Most QoL mods are fine (EID being a huge one). But if I wanted to play a complete overhaul mods (like Boss Butch or others that add more enemies and rooms) or tanks the FPS so badly, from 60 in the starting room, not moving, to the mid to high 40’s, also in the starting room, not moving.

Friend, I was excited that our house came with a central vacuum.

Does your father laugh at the jokes you tell him?

This is why commas are important!

I think you’re seeing classic Gameboy Zelda. Awakening and the Oracle games.

It’s going to get to the point where you might not live long enough to see the next installment of a series. Kinda scary to think about.

The key card thing is stupid. Nintendo is (was), I think, the last developer who released full games on their media format. I will go so far as to import games to get a physical edition. If I’m going to buy a physical “thing”, that “thing” better be there in its entirety. I’ll be using the third party options that take and make physical releases even more than I was before.