The buyer is a comedian. His bid was 4-BOOBS.

This meme makes me hear Dragula.

I’ve been alternating between green & lemongrass+ginseng for a couple of months.

As is Pennsyltucky’s “Y’inz.”

I got flamed to oblivion the last time I said this, but as she’s getting older, her resemblance to Lisa “Cuddy” Edelstein is becoming uncanny.

As a pentagenarian, I don’t love the fact that my shit stinks, but I’ve come to terms with it, and don’t expect it to change anytime soon. Same with racism in the South.

I’ve seen some Scottish and Irish comedians who lean into that ‘r’ like they’re trying to kick a potato to Portugal.