Flying Squid

True. I pay for books and also have a large penis.

Yes. His name was President Ronald Reagan National Airport.

And it is being used by someone because I gave it to the local domestic violence shelter. I’m guessing you have a problem with that too.

Then I don’t understand what your point is.

I worked for a pipe smoker in the 90s. He left his computer uncovered. The bottom of the case was completely covered in ash. I have no idea how that computer stayed working.

Blocked it is.

Communism and libertarianism have nothing to do with each other. What are you even talking about?

I always wondered what it would be like to soak everything in Palmolive…

Fancy lady gloves with lacy cuffs.

You left out, “once we get the IPO, we’re fucking right off with our billions.”

Libertarians are not leftists.

My 13-year-old enjoyed Better Off Dead too. Especially “I want my two dollars!”