For what, cutting down?

Wow, playing Grand Theft Auto, ditching the single-player, and only doing Online… It’s like ordering a pizza and only eating the crust.

I’ll also contribute a wank or two a day.

If you think that’s bad, wait until I tell you one obscure detail about this common thing! But first, let me tell you about Raid Shadow Legends…

That would be about $10 today.

Absolutely. Don’t install anti-cheat malware on your computer.

And GTA V!

Well, there’s also Persona 5 Royal. But, like Bloodborne and The Demon’s Souls remake, it’s just a different version of an earlier game…

I’ve never had a torx bit stuck in the screw. Can’t say the same about hex!

“clothes”

We’ve had some laughs, but my OCD needs you to edit that, please.

Good shit… But also: Torx4Life!

Same. And we both know that it’s trivial to annoy a cat; everything we do annoys them!

Who are you that are so wise in the ways of feline?

And worse for you than many other, better-tasting options.

I always get misty-eyed when I see her picture or read about her. A true Hero, at such an unparalleled level that there are only a small handful that are worthy of being her peers. 17 years old. Such courage and force-of-will. At the same time, what limitless hatred and cruelty to do this to a child. But we shouldn’t dwell on that. She would want me to be inspired and to spend my life fighting the same fight. In her honor…

Ouch.

♥️ this. I ordered a breakfast burrito from a place near me, then drove there to pick it up. I waited, they brought it out, I paid, signed, gave them their tip, took my receipt, and walked out. I was 15 minutes away before I realized I didn’t pick up the burrito that was right next to my receipt. That was the entire point of all this!

Yeah, then what’s the excuse for a dumbass cis dude like me?

Like most things, the answer lies in the middle. You should be able to choose either.