Radioactive Butthole

$10 million is chump change on the scales we’re talking about.

If the keys have been lost then so has Satoshi. Otherwise any random idiot can say they’re satoshi. Sucks to suck.

Then it would be trivial to sign a message using his known wallet address that could be cryptographicly verified. But he is lying so he can’t.

Hey you’re thatKamGuy!

That’s bigger than my entire village 😳

I don’t think it will be that fast but yes I think there will be no other outcome.

Yeah I have like 900 sessions and a 19 day streak playing CP2077 haha

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Thank god

That’s kind of my point though. For being made specifically for the purpose of being machine readable, its kind of a pain in the ass to work with.

I want a command line utility where I can just

xmlquery --query 'some/query' --file foo.xml --output foo-out.xml

or in python

import xml

with open("foo.xml", "r") as file:
    data = xml.load(file.read())

That’s the amount of effort I want to put into parsing a data storage format.

What is this, a crossover episode?

Meh. I just wish XML was easier to parse. I have to shuttle a lot of XML data back and forth. As far as I can tell, the only way to query the data is to download a whole engine to run a special query language, and that doesn’t really integrate into any of my workflows. JSON retains the hierarchy and is trivially parsed in almost any programming language. I bet a JSON file containing the exact same data would be much smaller also, since you don’t list each tag twice.

That will pay for like an hour. The dude is screwed.

Training an AI to kill humans on sight is a horrifying prospect

“Swing low sweet chariot” basically means “for the love of all that is holy please please let today be the day I finally die and end this”

Speak for yourself, Alexios was hot!

I was talking to my cousin (journalist) a while ago and she told me how she was supposed to interview a whistleblower for Anaheim PD. I snarkily commented something like, “yeah but let me guess he shot himself twice in the back of the head” and she alarmingly said “…yeah, how did you know?”

Someone like Gallowboob. They just post an endless stream of low quality drivel and eventually turn into ad machines and push specific narratives and propaganda. We’re much better off without them.

We’re honestly better off without them. Power users and power mods kinda ruined Reddit.