Yes. If there’s one thing that all corporations want, it’s to MAKE LESS MONEY.

That’s why they want to reduce competition. It’s so people can give them less money.

Now, some people might suggest that this sort of selfless generosity might go against their fiduciary obligation to increade stockholder value. But those people would be wrong because of course they’re only doing this to eliminate competition and gouge customers, you bunch of gullible idiots.

Back us off, ensign. Nice and slow.

What a tragedeigh!

This meme is almost old enough to vote.

Yeah, kinda, i guess.

Are you the keymaster?

But, it can’t happen here, right?

RIGHT?