I miss having time to play Eve - big fleet battles were fucking epic but I can’t dedicate the hours anymore.

Yes I’m aware there are ways to have quicker fun, I remember faction warfare, but that’s even hard to do when you have to drop at a moments notice (kids don’t pause well).

Don’t buy Apple?

Honestly that’s pretty funny.

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Stop him? But he isn’t finished yet…?

Crap, well there goes that dream.

Well, I guess until I get back into tape drives…

My buddy runs a forensic lab and I have such storage envy. ☹️

You rock! Thanks for the link. This is the sort of thing that’d be cool to mirror… Wonder how big it is?

Or dragging a pedestrian?

Seems like their ancestors should have fought harder but they didn’t and lost.

Hence the sad violin.

Just because shit has existed before doesn’t mean it gets to exist in the future.

These things and the trucks are so damn ugly… Who the hell watched 80s sci-fi and was like “Yes! Give me that aesthetic.”

how casually they’d say with every blast they’re reminded that they’re occupied.

🙄

Lies.

Fuck Nintendo. Come on, someone grab* this pro bono… There has to be some bored, rich af partner out there who wants to tilt at windmills.

Stupid people shouldn’t be coddled. Evolution is a thing and those lines should die off.

I watch it every once in a while… It started off funnier and now it’s almost too close to reality.

The West Wing was great - I’d take a President Bartlett over our present options any day.

Squirrels are vectors for the bubonic plague… So… Yeah, definitely go grab 'em.

Authentication is such a fucking low bar and, even if it wasn’t, most attorneys seem too tech retarded to even make the argument.

Of course every judge I’ve met hasn’t been much better, so stupid arguments sometimes prevail (“tech scary” does the work).

Defense attorney talking to their client about discovery.