Taco 🌮 truck 🥰

Jesus Christ NBC is so out of touch. National Boomer Corporation 🦚

Russian assets, both.

DOGE The Department of Wealthy Corrupt Anti-American Immigrants

<Drinks vial of Unicorn blood to stay alive>

Solyanka is people!

Next: ”I’ll trade you our lack of food for your lack of food”

Fuck you, Rupert

<Laughs in Mitch McConnell>

Propped up patsy

Elon is swiftly supplanting Stephen Miller’s role as the new Goebbels

Public appeasement plant 🪴

Haha yeah, they are about to find out.

Latino men who voted for Trump right now:

😬

Start by getting rid of Ted Cruz, Elon Musk, Vivek Ramaswamy, Melania and all the Trump kids.

When he learned he was hacked, Patel’s eyes crossed in confusion and anger.

Just kidding, they’re always like that.

Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.

Candace? — More like Can’tdace, amirite?

“Two weeks…” <ad infinitum>

”WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO WHEN THE HULKSTER DROPS THE NUKES ON YOU???!!!”