I’m not going to poop on their bananas

Good job reinforcing the fact that transphobes are dumb as shit

The imperialist will never understand comradery

Go cry more

YO LISTEN UP HERES A STORY

ABOUT A LITTLE GUY THAT LIVES IN A BLUE WORLD

AND ALL DAY AND ALL NIGHT AND EVERYTHING HE SEES IS JUST BLUE LIKE HIM

INSIDE AND OUTSIDE

Okay, federation is winning me over now.

Look at its cheeky smile! Adorable.

A valid concern, tankie, but did you stop to think that NORTH KOREA BAD?!?!

I bet you’ve never been hit with THAT little factoid, commie

Its not fair that you’re cuter then me

Bingus bongus I want your shlongus

(It still worked)

What argument? All I’ve done is politely explain who we are

Jesus Christ libs really think everything is an argument to sell them something. Lmao absolute consumer brain. What capitalism does to a motherfucker.

I’m explaining, not arguing.

Bots are cheap, and Lemmy is growing. It would be foolish for them not to get in on this early.

All I can say is I’m not a bot. What you want to believe is up to you.

It’s so strange how all the rich news companies would report in a way that supports the interests of rich people. So weird!

I mean, he is a centrist. He doesn’t even want to abolish capitalism.

I don’t think that the CCP cares enough about Lemmy to make bots. Lmao.

We are a leftist community that has existed for about 3 years before we federated.

The stuff we believe and discuss are leftist talking points you would hear in any ML org.

Have you ever spoken to any actual, theory-reading leftists or have you only ever spoken to Neoliberal Democrat types? Because from a political science point of view, Dems are not leftists, they’re capitalists.

I swear we are not scary people, we are just really, really frustrated with the capitalist status quo and the liberal bullshitting some people use to defend it.

Tetris, but the blocks are ARMS

I’m 10 bots hiding in a trench coat

Capitalism