You, are a monster. I dig!
furiously taking notes
You, are a monster. I dig!
furiously taking notes
Unless you listen to the tater tots, of course. He’s just being attacked by beta cucks because of their jealousy over just how ALPHA he is. It’s a flavor that’s very similar to that coming from the musk rats.
A month ago, i didn’t even know the name Tim Walz. Now, I’m absolutely enamored. How the hell did the Dems have someone like this on a shelf? Are they hiding more?
Chaff
Magic the Gathering.
I played religiously in high school. Competed in tournaments every weekend. But around Stronghold, they just started churning out expansion after expansion after expansion, and even placing high in most tournaments, i just couldn’t keep up with the older guys that had incomes. So, i quit.
When Commander came out, i tried to play again, but it just felt different. It was more about who had the coolest mat, or who had the newest combo. It felt monetized, and i didn’t like it. The final straw for me was when i found out they did a promo expansion with My Little Pony… If you like MLP, cool. More power to you. But i HATE MLP with a rage that could scour all life from existence. My little sister was obsessed, and that meant it was in my face for a decade at least. Can’t stand that shit, and wizards going cash grab during the height of the bronie movement just killed the last of my good will.
I just wanna say i like your style. You’re saying a lot of the things that I’ve been trying to say, but you’re way more eloquent than I.
Hear fucking HEAR!
People? I’m gonna guess people. Yes, that’s my final answer. People.
Abso-tootle-lutely! You can walk my pangolin while we get our nails done did.
The Owl Chiropractor? Man, Marvel is really scraping the bottom of the barrel lately, aren’t they?
Sorry, I’ve got an appointment to do a mani/pedi with Ron Swanson later. Raincheck?
This is why i clip the wings of all my beers.
“Please log onto your dumbbell account.”
It’s situational for me. Contextual. I’m mostly an ass that borders on troll, but i can’t stand hypocrites, so that’s where my gloves come off. Most days, i just wanna goof off in my downtime, but shit’s gotten nasty lately. It’s why i came in hot earlier.
What do you feed yours? Mine keeps complaining “i don’t wanna eat raw roadkill” and I’m just at the end of my rope.
The Biden administration isn’t trying to negotiate anything. It’s just trying to strike a pose to dodge the entirely deserved condemnation it’s getting for enabling a genocide while continuing to enable a genocide.
Biden may be old, but he’s doing a pretty good job of imitating Neo dodging an agents bullets right about now.
Elected on Friday. Sworn in on Saturday. Assassinated on Sunday.
“According to my calculations, we’ll just have to wait here, oh… about six years.”