Because when someone says “COME HERE” they’re making the statement that whatever you’re doing is pointless shit that can be dropped immediately.

I didn’t tolerate that with my parents, and I sure as shit wouldn’t tolerate it with a spouse. If you can’t be bothered to give me a reason to go there, don’t fucking tell me to go there.

“Hey, check this shit out!” - Fine. Implies it’s on my own time. “Could you come in here?” - Fine. A request can be denied. “Come here.” - I’m not your fucking dog.

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This is one of the dumbest fucking trolls I’ve ever seen.

Congratulations? I guess?

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And I’ll give it to her all. minute. long.

My thoughts exactly. But way more mundane. The Scarlet Suburban Boredom.

All spot on!

I will mention as an add-on that it’s entirely possible to take IR photos using a standard camera and an IR filter such as a Hoya R72. The downside to this is that normal cameras don’t take in much IR due to filtering so you have to do a long exposure. The image ends up mostly red (since the filter itself is very dark red in visible light) so you then just turn it monochrome. Skies become dark, foliage becomes bright.

It’s all super cool and the best part is nobody can tell you you’re wrong. You just make it look the way you want it to be.

It doesn’t.

If you’re taking a pure “infrared” image it will look like night vision goggles. Since infrared doesn’t have a color that we can see, it just ends up as brightness value data going into the camera’s sensor. It’s just black and white since the sensor only has a brightness value to reproduce.

For this image I used a filter that allows the infrared through, making things like foliage brighter and giving it sort of an orange hue, while kicking out other wavelengths. I then use basic color adjustments to make the orange-ish foliage that the camera produces look super bright red. You can alter it to pretty much any color you like. All infrared pictures are ultimately false color, so it’s up to you what you want it to look like.

I have a writeup on my terrible 1998-ass website. Complete with no ads or monetization, just like 1998 intended.

https://capraobscura.com/infra.html

Long story short: You can rip the infrared filter out of most any digital camera, then use various filters to alter the wavelengths that actually hit the camera’s sensor.

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Drugs, guns, baking, construction, manufacturing… actually, the better way to put it would be “literally fucking everywhere but the road signs and speedometers.”

Hell, I’m not an engineer and that’s something I was taught in school. In Texas. In the 80’s.

Man, this place has devolved so horrendously…

And even then British gallons are different from American gallons so the efficiency numbers look really frickin’ weird.