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Yoshi’s Story. Yeah it’s short, and level unlocking is weird as all outdoors, but people really hating on it for being too easy? Bro, it’s a YOSHI game. That’s a quarter of the appeal! It’s a game you can get younger kids involved in, or you can play after a hard day when you want to turn your brain off partially.

Plus almost everything in that game is adorable. And 64 bit sprite art is goated

People don’t like to hear others out. Especially if something contradicts their predetermined world view. Even something as basic as “hey what we’re doing might not be working, but I have some ideas on how to improve this system.”

People die if they are killed

So they admit that they just straight up violated suicide watch rules?

those barrel mini games in Donkey Kong 64