The number of tankies in this thread is just epic

Navy SEAL is an acronym. Doesn’t count.

… and other fairy tales

That would be my reaction too. Who says “unsubscribe to” instead of “unsubscribe from”?

I can’t stress how important this is: babysitting does not, in fact, involve sitting on baby.

For real. Once I retire in a decade or so, I’ll try to live off social security for as log as possible, but once I need to dip into my savings, I’m just tapping my kid’s inheritance. At that point, death is the only financially rational option.

“Aside from people who [benefit from self-checkout], it’s hard to see who benefits from self-checkout.

I don’t think the step- relations are to hide incest. I think it’s a lazy way to create situations where two people are alone together. Otherwise you’d have to go to tired tropes like pizza delivery, or visiting plumber, etc.

They really are disgusting aren’t they

I’m at 17, no lie.

“Documentation”

Spoken like someone who never came close to SAP

Por que no les dos?

Unfortunately, I think they do look upon us as boomers.

I just want to add that OP goes straight from Boomers to Millenials, ignoring Gen X as usual.

Zeno. The name is Zeno.

Kanopy. You log in with your library card number, and you get 4 free movies and other media each month.

Nah, his gentlemans sausage has the diameter of dental floss.

Way back around 2010 or so, when Siri was still new, it was really bad and I found myself regularly cussing her out. I thought that might be bad to always associate these things with a woman, so I switched it to a male voice, intending to toggle back and forth every so often. I’ve yet to switch back.

Xeet. Pronounced like you think it is.

Someone might be going in for an annual checkup, so you can’t just assume that something is wrong.