You can melt down all the medals and cups I have and they wouldn’t be a plating for the twenty-four karat friendship that I felt for Luz Long at that moment.

What a bad ass

You’re welcome!

I feel like the classic image the mermaid in my head is clamshells as a bra.

You might be thinking of Ariel

Thanks! I’m glad you liked it

It was a symptoms checker questionnaire on https://www.additudemag.com/

One of my favorites

It’s like the magnetic poles, switching on your pilot’s license test day

We are coming for you Pluto

To throw it an appreciation party!!

Speak English to me, doc! I ain’t no scientist.

Some guys got so obsessed with reforming and polishing glass, that they used that to see the vague flickering dots even better.

But also, have you seen the night sky without light and sound pollution? How can someone not just stare at that every night and memorize it?

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Y’all are fancy with your hanging shirts. I use a drawer system. Top shelf are my everyday shirts. Second shelf are my socializing t-shirts. If I’m hitting the third shelf, it’s because I need to do laundry. I refuse to wear collars unless I have to because someone will get upset. They are so distracting and annoying rubbing on my neck and looking like I’m going to church. I seriously wonder to myself how people wear a button down shirt tucked in to their tight jeans just to be at home. It just looks soooo tight, restrictive, and generally uncomfortable. Shoot, I’m in jeans rn only because my roomie has company coming over. Otherwise, I’d be chillaxing in some soft sweats or pjs.

I got a set of undershirts I bought ~4 years going strong.

I have that too! I could go days without eating if I don’t make an effort. I even have a personal rule that if I haven’t eaten by 2p, I have to stop whatever I’m doing and eat. However, if I exercise, my appetite kicks in, so it’s best that I have an exercise regiment if I want to stay eating regular.

That, and when you touch raw meat, you have to wash them to avoid cross-contamination. So you’re hands are constantly wet then getting dried, the towel gets to wet, and your hands get too dry.

Legit question: Why would someone want to disable Gemini?

“Home Depot™ Presents the Police!®”

computer money invented to buy drugs

“Subway™ Eat Fresh and Freeze, Scumbag!®”

I shot the mailbox again, on purpose.

Oikos™ Greek Yogurt Presents Handcuffs®

Years ago, a central banker killed my partner.

he swiped his credit card to pay me for arresting him.

I haven’t laughed this much in sooooo long! omg lmaoooo All those ™ and ® in the stupid commands omg I can’t rn

I believe ✌👽

El queso esta viejo y podrido 🦕