Your minivan is huge too…
Your minivan is huge too…
And your speakers are on subscription plans that charge you for every second that they play noise. Better upgrade to the next tier if you want to listen to anything else!
How do you have 1000 bottles of lube? This must be that slippery slope I’ve been hearing so much about.
Lol eat shit Harvey
Then he’d really be fucked.
Mine only seems to do 3 at a time.
What’d that smell like?
I’m playing Scorn right now. Fuuuuuuuuck thaaaaaat
Buddy got that Schenectady eye.
What the hell are these pieces of shit thinking?
Might take a look at these. Love Motorola products.
Dude had a one night stand with a gator. Impressive.
Looked like a cocktail napkin.
Old people bleed extremely easily. I wouldn’t be surprised if he caught/scratched his ear on the way down.
Happy National Tequila Day!
Man that’s sad as fuck. Can’t imagine that happening right in front of me. And I’m sure it’s just the way the article is written but does the dad come of kind of… chill… when talking about the whole thing? Seems like a character just telling a story in a movie.
Has this new device been abandoned by Google yet? They could set a new record; abandonment prior to release.
Never ends with these pieces of shit.
Care to elaborate?
Man, I always get tricked by these fucking Onion articles. Oh wait…