This leaked today from inside webmd, the most bullshit corpo HR video I think I’ve ever seen.
To break down the obvious ones:
- Employees who are obviously either drinking wayyy too much company koolaid or who know that their jobs will end if they aren’t in this video
- An extremely out of touch CEO who wants things back the old way without giving any concrete data proving that it’s better beyond conjecture
- A company with “internet” in the name who literally doesn’t understand the concept of the internet
- Threatening and bullying language to force people back in office.
- and just a nice touch, the office is of course not near mass transit or anything and requires driving in
- Did anyone notice they were all on green screen, kinda proving that there was no need for them to be in person?
|__________| || || ||X || || X || || X || || X || || X || || X || || || || || || || || || || || || || || || || || || || || || || || ||—————-|| || ####### || ||###(__)##|| ||########||I have no idea what this is…
Oh, oh, OhhH!! I think it’s supposed to be a guillotine
And a donut.
100 percent… Bad ASCI guillotine
I just assume it’s a convoluted way to present Loss.
of head, specifically.
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It’s dignity. DIGNiTY!
Clearly it’s a giraffe!
Kinda looks like Ferb’s head from Phineas and Ferb.