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The Picard Maneuver@startrek.website to Risa@startrek.websiteEnglish · 1 year ago

Kling Of The Hill

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Kling Of The Hill

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The Picard Maneuver@startrek.website to Risa@startrek.websiteEnglish · 1 year ago
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    I am pro-pain and pro-pain accessories.

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  • Darkard@lemmy.world
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    Dang it Geordi

    • bionicjoey@lemmy.ca
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      That boy ain’t honorable

  • OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.worldBanned from community
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    Today’s great day to die, I tell you hwhat!

  • v_krishna@lemmy.ml
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    Poor guy has 2 narrow urethras now

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    Kling on the Hill

    • aeronmelon@lemm.ee
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      King of the House of Hill.

  • Zink@programming.dev
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    That boy ain’t honorable!

    • The Picard Maneuver@startrek.websiteOP
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      People are going to think we didn’t teach you honor, and I know we did!

  • Coldgoron@lemmy.world
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    “This charcoal has no honor!”

    • ummthatguy@lemmy.world
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      “Taste the gagh, not those rocks.”

  • elslide@lemmy.world
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    Kling of the Trill was right there! He literally married one!!

    • The Picard Maneuver@startrek.websiteOP
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  • Ensign_Crab@lemmy.world
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    I just want to replicate a got-dang hot dog.

    • JWBananas@startrek.website
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      DO I LOOK LIKE I KNOW WHAT A HEISENBERG COMPENSATOR IS?

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    “Starships that do not run on propane are WITHOUT HONOR!”

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      Propane, a true warriors gas!

  • RadicalCandour@startrek.website
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    ah sell bat’leth and bat’leth accessories

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    This skull of Gowron is supposed to stay white for twenty years. What’s it been, seventeen, eighteen? Peggy, where’s that receipt?

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    There’s a tiny can of Klingon WD40 under that sash

  • VicksVaporBBQrub@sh.itjust.works
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    Transporter Heisenberg compensator.
    The trans-whatnow?

    • BarrelAgedBoredom@lemm.ee
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      Do I look like I know hwat a replicator is??? I just want a gaht dang hot dog!

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    Which is funnier, Riker as Boomhauer? Or Barclay?

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      Riker is Boomhauer, and Barclay is Bill for sure.

      Tell me this doesn’t have the same energy as Barclay’s holodeck “adventures”.

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        Who do we have as Dale? (Gowron?) Or Lucky?

        • The Picard Maneuver@startrek.websiteOP
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          Hmm, we need someone who’s a little paranoid and has problems with authority… but I can’t think of a perfect fit.

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            Eddington?

            • The Picard Maneuver@startrek.websiteOP
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              I have to admit that I don’t remember this dude, but after a quick glance at memory alpha, he definitely looks the part! Just get him some sunglasses, a hat, and some pocket sand.

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            Sh sha shaa! Pocket mends!

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          Lucky could be Paris, but that would make Luanne B’Elanna and I don’t think that part works.

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