This link captures the confusion about how to pronounce "fsck":
https://lwn.net/Articles/190223/
Here's the truth. Ted Kowalski, username frodo, may he rest in peace, was the original author, just down the hall from my office in Murray Hill, and his name for the program had a 'u' where there is now an 's'. Management made him change it for distribution, but they couldn't make him change his pronunciation.
No, I need to know how it ends.
It’s like a Japanese game show with shaving cream, a badger, and a baby!