The share of disposable income between Canada's highest and lowest households widened in the first quarter of 2023, according to data released by Statistics Canada.
Shocking research by Statistics Canada uncovers surprising economics discovery: people with lots of money lend it to people with less for more than it’s worth: rich people get richer, and poor people get poorer!
“We were so focused on how fast people got sucked dry, we never stopped to realize why,” said Mike Hunt, an assistant-upper-middle-deputy-manager at Statistics Canada.
Mike goes on to say: “We’ve been struggling to classify “monetary gains,” for the lower class. We decided that getting two-for-one coupons, or winning a toonie from a scratcher counts. That way we can say for sure everyone is gaining!”
With the amount of admin bloat in most government and education sectors I honestly wouldn’t even be surprised at this point if that was someones legit title.
Shocking research by Statistics Canada uncovers surprising economics discovery: people with lots of money lend it to people with less for more than it’s worth: rich people get richer, and poor people get poorer!
“We were so focused on how fast people got sucked dry, we never stopped to realize why,” said Mike Hunt, an assistant-upper-middle-deputy-manager at Statistics Canada.
Mike goes on to say: “We’ve been struggling to classify “monetary gains,” for the lower class. We decided that getting two-for-one coupons, or winning a toonie from a scratcher counts. That way we can say for sure everyone is gaining!”
With the amount of admin bloat in most government and education sectors I honestly wouldn’t even be surprised at this point if that was someones legit title.
assistant-TO-THE-upper-middle-deputy-manager
I know of someone who is a deputy assistant director. I’m still trying to wrap my head around that one.
I swear the titles given nowadays can just be random words they threw together and called it a day
It doesn’t matter if the position is real or not, it adds to the prestige
Sounds like you need to write for The Beaverton.