• yildo@kbin.social
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      11 months ago

      Me: Play Whitehorse the band
      Google Assistant: Playing Whitehorse the song by some other guy
      Me: No, play Whitehorse the Canadian band
      Google Assistant: Playing Whitehorse the album by a third guy
      Me: Play Achilles Desire
      Google Asistant: Playing Whitehorse

      Me: Play Tu vuò fà l’americano on Spotify
      Google Assistant: !?!?!?!?

      Me: Play Laisse tomber les filles
      Google Assistant: !?!?!?

      Me: Play Les Cowboys Fringants on Spotify
      Google Assistant: !?
      Me: Play Les Cowboys F R I N G A N T S
      Google Assistant: Playing Les Cowboys Fringants

      I only ever use those junky voice assistants when driving, and they are useless half the time

      • essteeyou@lemmy.world
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        11 months ago

        Me: Turn on the kitchen

        Alexa: I’m sorry, what device?

        Me: KITCHEEEEEEN

        It used to work flawlessly for every room in my house, and then a few months ago it just started doing that stupid “what device?” shit.

        Not only are voice assistants not improving, they’re actively getting worse.

    • Geth@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      Every time I try anything other than the most basic things, like setting a timer, it just fails miserably. It would be so useful for hands free operation in the car but even things like calling or navigating are broken beyond belief.

      • BeMoreCareful@lemdro.id
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        11 months ago

        Talking faster is one of the more helpful hints I ever got.

        But never try to get your car to play phonk, it’ll just play you some funk. Which is cool too, but not what I was going for.

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          11 months ago

          I’ll try it but honestly at this point I don’t see any hope for it anymore, when the difference between the name Karolina and Carolina is enough to confuse it. Like, I give it first and last name and it says it can’t find it even though it heard the name just fine but decided its written with a C instead of a K, so it doesn’t exist in my contacts.

      • LemmyIsFantastic@lemmy.world
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        11 months ago

        Sounds like a personal problem. Maybe language. It works very well for most of my peers. I rarely have issues with friends and family.