- cross-posted to:
- games@sh.itjust.works
- cross-posted to:
- games@sh.itjust.works
Rockstar Plans to Announce Much Anticipated ‘Grand Theft Auto VI’::Rockstar Games, a division of Take-Two Interactive Software Inc., plans to announce the next highly anticipated Grand Theft Auto game as early as this week, according to people familiar with its plans.
Ooh the plan to announce something!
How very interesting, right!? Right?
Actually, it’s an article about “sources” speculating about the plan to maybe announce something next week. Front-page news!
Now imagine if they announced things like no more predatory monetisation. Consumer-friendly licensing. No more crunch. No more sexual harrassment and bullying in the workplace. Fair compensation for workers. Humane working hours and PTO?
Ah, well…
This announcement is to distract you from those things so in a way it’s the next best thing
Either Dunkey’s video worked, or this will be in a follow up video.
B-but you don’t understand! Rockstar has been hinting at it with the moon phases and the constellations present in some random promo art! It’s happening any day now!
Gooners unite
Mmm, Take Two stonks go brrr
Second most anticipated game of all time (half life 3 still not confirmed).
Edit: for clarity, if Steam announced that they were going to announce Half Life 3 tomorrow, the news it’d generate would completely drown out any and all noise relating to the GTAVI release announcement.