Good idea Suella! And after that, so they don’t all freeze to death, we could build huge great ‘houses’ for the ‘poor’ (we can think of a catchy name later). And then obviously, as we can’t just give these lucky people something for free, we can put them to work 18 hour days for the privilege of living there.
That’s the beauty of the scheme! The kids will be so grateful, they’ll work for free!!! And their fingers are so small and nimble, they’ll only be about 75% likely to get hideously mutilated.
Good idea Suella! And after that, so they don’t all freeze to death, we could build huge great ‘houses’ for the ‘poor’ (we can think of a catchy name later). And then obviously, as we can’t just give these lucky people something for free, we can put them to work 18 hour days for the privilege of living there.
What about the children though? They aren’t allowed to work and so they’re still going to freeze to death.
If only we could think of some way to overcome this conundrum
That’s the beauty of the scheme! The kids will be so grateful, they’ll work for free!!! And their fingers are so small and nimble, they’ll only be about 75% likely to get hideously mutilated.
I like those odds!
By Dickens, this is brilliant, such a novel concept!