‘And they were roommates’
Well, we know they fucked, so this is nice.
There is a neanderthal and an early human inside you
They’re kissing, they’re both boys and they’re kissingThis thought would have Lindsey Graham both disgusted and aroused. But mostly aroused.
blush
When you look into modern European genetics, it is quite likely that they actually did a bit more than just kissing…
From what I heard they did more than just kiss. /s
Neanderthals and humans
up a tree
K . I . S . S . I . N . G .
Bored scientists make protohuman fanfic
What if the reason homo sapiens out-reproduced Neanderthals is that Neanderthals were so much better at oral sex?
ZOMG THEY KISSIED UWU CHAT RATE THIS ROMANCE
bro we got them Neanderthal cooties wth
Thankfully there’s a widely available vaccine shot.
Isn’t there a theory that one reason kissing is a thing is that it was a way for neanderthals and early humans to exchange germs / bacteria / whatever and thus help to build communal immune systems?
Someone’s really working hard to justify that funding.
Look here… I don’t know what you do, but I bet it isn’t making my life more interesting. I say let em cook
Same here … I’d rather be funding the study of an extinct human species … than in funding how to accelerate the extinction of our species
Neanderthal and Chill.
Babe want watch fire!? Babe scared cave shadows!? Babe want bonk on head!?
They even had babies.
