Number1SummerJam@lemmy.world to News@lemmy.worldEnglish · 10 months agoConsumer Reports finds more lead and cadmium in chocolate, urges change at Hersheywww.reuters.comexternal-linkmessage-square86fedilinkarrow-up1562arrow-down16
arrow-up1556arrow-down1external-linkConsumer Reports finds more lead and cadmium in chocolate, urges change at Hersheywww.reuters.comNumber1SummerJam@lemmy.world to News@lemmy.worldEnglish · 10 months agomessage-square86fedilink
minus-squareAlien Nathan Edward@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up31·10 months agoHershey’s be like “the slaves who were responsible for putting the poison in the chocolate have been shot. New slaves are being brought in forthwith.”
minus-squarephx@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·10 months agoWell, now we know where the lead came from
minus-squareRGB3x3@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·10 months agoWe apologize again for the fault in our chocolate. Those responsible for sacking the slaves who have just been sacked, have been sacked.
minus-squareJimmyeatsausage@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·10 months agoShareholders won’t be happy about wasting all those profits on bullets…should have just stopped feeding them.
Hershey’s be like “the slaves who were responsible for putting the poison in the chocolate have been shot. New slaves are being brought in forthwith.”
Well, now we know where the lead came from
We apologize again for the fault in our chocolate. Those responsible for sacking the slaves who have just been sacked, have been sacked.
Shareholders won’t be happy about wasting all those profits on bullets…should have just stopped feeding them.
Pretty much.