I’m so rich! I had so much toilet paper in 2020 that I could afford cooking oil in 2022!
I’m so rich I live below my means!
I am so rich, I know how real butter smells like.
Wow! Look at Mr./Mrs./Mx Big Pockets over here!
I’m so rich, the majority of my cooking is with ghee!
I’m so rich, I can afford to maybe shop at mid-tier grocery stores comfortably like once every two months. :D
I’m so rich, I can use real coffee grounds instead of instant!
My friend. You aren’t rich if you aren’t using the beans
Peasants haha
I’m so rich, my car runs on electricity
You’re loaded!
But not with gas!
I’m so rich that I’m considering buying plane tickets for my family of four!
I’m just a few months away from net zero!
I’m so rich I don’t cook just doordash and eating out
I’m so rich, I use a new Ziploc bag for each sandwich I pack. (yes I even use the brand name ones)
I’m so rich I wipe my arse with baby wipes.
I’m so rich, after I took all the cans & bottles in for recycling, I had enough for a 6-pack…of CRAFT beer
I’m so rich I crack my eggs open and feast on the gold inside!
(Are eggs still expensive? I admit I never pay attention.)
I’m so rich, I could buy a year of my time.
I’m rich with friends, rich with experience, rich with money? Not so much
I’m so rich I didn’t know there was a cooking oil shortage or whatever.
