Police closed off a road for two days to investigate a report of a dead body dumped in woods - only to find out it was a discarded sex doll.
Warwickshire Police said it was with “great relief” that the hand and foot spotted poking out of undergrowth turned out to be an inflatable love aid.
Officer 1: I don’t know why you are so angry, Chief. We didn’t do anything!
Police Chief: barely contained panting