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    1 year ago

    Are we talking seasons, or seasons? Assuming the latter, my tier list of the midwest’s seasons:

    S - Christmas, Halloween, and apple cider seasons
    A - Baseball and Hockey seasons, blueberry season
    B - Deer and fishing seasons
    C - College football season
    D - Tornado season
    F - Construction season

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        1 year ago

        What a myopic point of view, they’re missing out on the fun of leaving construction cones and tools buried untouched under snow for 4 months so unsuspecting motorists can fuck up their tires. I guess Michigan has the art of corrupt road construction contracts perfected to an art, though, and not everybody can do that as well.