schizoidman@lemm.ee to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 17 days agoNew Device Mounts to Your Toilet to Analyze Your Turds Using the Power of AIfuturism.comexternal-linkmessage-square84linkfedilinkarrow-up1324arrow-down18
arrow-up1316arrow-down1external-linkNew Device Mounts to Your Toilet to Analyze Your Turds Using the Power of AIfuturism.comschizoidman@lemm.ee to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 17 days agomessage-square84linkfedilink
minus-square_core@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·16 days agoI’m honestly surprised they use Bluetooth for profiles. I figured it would scan your asshole and use that as a biometric like your retina.
I’m honestly surprised they use Bluetooth for profiles. I figured it would scan your asshole and use that as a biometric like your retina.