concrete_baby@sh.itjust.works to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 11 days agoAs markets melt down, Trump touts $5m gold card for wealthy immigrants (featuring his face)www.independent.co.ukexternal-linkmessage-square40linkfedilinkarrow-up1455arrow-down16
arrow-up1449arrow-down1external-linkAs markets melt down, Trump touts $5m gold card for wealthy immigrants (featuring his face)www.independent.co.ukconcrete_baby@sh.itjust.works to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 11 days agomessage-square40linkfedilink
minus-squarejagged_circle@feddit.nllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·edit-210 days agoOfficer: Sir, do you have a green card? Rich brown guy: No, but I have a gold– Officer: proceeds to beat Rich Brown Guy
Officer: Sir, do you have a green card?
Rich brown guy: No, but I have a gold–
Officer: proceeds to beat Rich Brown Guy