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arrow-up1687arrow-down1external-linkZelenskyy Declares: “Putin Will Die Soon” Amid Rumors of Russian Leader’s Failing Healththesarkariform.comSunshine (she/her)@lemmy.ca to Ukraine@sopuli.xyz · 2 months agomessage-square211linkfedilink
minus-squaresamus12345@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up29·edit-22 months ago “Fallen at his command post,” eh? Sounds like what they’d report if Trump choked to death on a hamberder while on the toilet.
minus-squareJumpingspiderman@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·2 months agoI doubt fecally incontinent Trump uses a toilet anymore. He just has his diaper changed.
minus-squaresamus12345@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 months agoMaybe his decrepit ass just needed to sit down and that was the closest thing.
minus-squareValmond@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·2 months agoBush almost choked on a bretzel so who knows what might happen!
“Fallen at his command post,” eh? Sounds like what they’d report if Trump choked to death on a hamberder while on the toilet.
I doubt fecally incontinent Trump uses a toilet anymore. He just has his diaper changed.
Maybe his decrepit ass just needed to sit down and that was the closest thing.
Bush almost choked on a bretzel so who knows what might happen!